Here's Who Should Go Back to 'The White Lotus' in Season 4

'White Lotus' Hotel Manager Fabian (Christian Friedel)

Aimee Lou Wood Teases a Controversial Fate for Chelsea in White Lotus Finale The White Lotus. Over three seasons, White has made it clear that catering to the rich and delusional is a dangerous full-time job. And, the hotel managers, especially, are collateral damage, facing unrequited love, dashed hopes, and even murder.

With Thailand's Fabian, however, it feels like there's a story still left to tell. I can't imagine he wouldn't be sacked after two (almost three) resort guests die on his watch. But where does he go from there? Will he finally audition for Eurovision after being fired? Will he return to his native Germany and reinvent himself as a Berghain-going leather daddy? Please let us know what this strange little freak is up to in season 4, Mike White. I'm begging you.

Kate Bohr (Leslie Bibb)

If there's one thing to know about Kate, it's that her life is perfect, okay? Unlike the other two women in Thailand's expensive blonde trio, everyone's favorite "Independent" voter doesn't have a Come to Jesus moment. Laurie confronts failure; Jaclyn, insecurity. But Kate floats along for the ride, gossiping and feigning "concern" over her friend's purported mistakes while claiming her life is "in bloom."

Sound a little suspicious? I agree. Between the awkward ice-out Victoria gives her at breakfast and the way she follows around her childhood friends like a lost puppy, methinks Kate is less established in the Old Money South than she makes out to be.

So, this is my call to bring the character (and Leslie Bibb!) back for a family trip—maybe somewhere she would consider "exotic"—for Season 4. Give her a philandering husband, money issues, or a dark secret because something tells me there's trouble brewing beneath that Instagram-filtered facade.

Victoria Ratcliff (Parker Posey)

Things are bound to change for Victoria Ratliff. With her money gone, husband off to white collar prison, and deeply f*cked up kids (there's no way those siblings are going to therapy), she's no longer able to live, laugh, lorazepam after this trip to Thailand. Her speech about living better than "kings and queens" makes it clear this character can't—or more accurately, won't—live outside her bubble of privilege and prestige. So what's a Southern belle to do?

She seems to me like the type to divorce and remarry even more money after a public scandal—and fast. Perhaps her next trip abroad is a mid-life honeymoon with her replacement husband-slash-piggy bank. Or maybe she's hitched her ride to a sinister one percenter. Either way, those silk caftans and name-brand pills won't pay for themselves.

Pornchai (Dom Hetrakul)

We were all rooting for you, Belinda! In a twist no one saw coming, the White Lotus masseuse (played by season 1 alum Natasha Rothwell) abandons her cute fling in much the same fashion as Jennifer Coolidge's Tonya left her in Hawaii. The second a cool five million hit her bank account, she was as wishy-washy and noncommittal as a kooky heiress.

But enough about Belinda; what about poor Pornchai? Her love interest did nothing wrong, and he deserves his own redemption arc. Give this man a promotion and send him to White Lotus Marrakesh or some other far-flung fabulous locale to rebuild his confidence. It's the least Mike White could do.

Pam, the Phone Bag Lady (Morgana O'Reilly)

I need to know more about this diva! Her entire personality can't just be forced cheer, enforcing a "no phones" rule, and a complete lack of social instincts, can it? Let's bring her back for season 4 to find out.

Gaitok (Tayme Thapthimthong)

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